Hey you.
I guess you can remember the last music survey I took, where I had to answer questions with the first lyric of a random song. Well, my best friend Robyn had a tumblr, where he took this survey, too. His tumblr doesn't exist anymore, but we printed his survey since it was super funny.
I told one of my watchers about that and they asked me to post Robyn's version of the survey. He allowed me to do it, so I'm gonna post it now.
His version of this survey is so, so funny!
Well, At least to us and his former followers. Maybe we've got a dumb sense of humor and you won't find it funny at all, who knows. We do.
Well, one thing: NOTHING about his survey is fake, I swear. Why am I telling you this? Well, it's like nearly every single lyric makes sense and is funny, and many people thought he "cheated" back then.....Why would someone do this? It's just a dumb internet game.
So, I can tell you: NOTHING about this is fake.
You're gonna see many artists I had in my survey, too, that is because we've got a very similar taste in music.
So, I'm gonna post his survey now, with Robyn's comments in brackets after the band names. Here we go:
Put any music player on shuffle.
Answer these questions with the first lyric of the song. If the song has no lyrics, skip over to the next one.
1. What do you say when you wake up?
Hey yo wassup mother fucker (Rise Of The North Star) (normally Im not euphoric in the morning, I hate mornings! ps: apostrophes are an utterly waste of time)
2. You’re late to an appointment. You say:
Somebody, somebody put something in my drink (Children Of Bodom) (XD)
3. While you’re getting ready, you stub your toe:
Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal (Linkin Park)
4. You just barely make it. You shout:
Come on god, answer me (Biohazard)
5. The person next to you looks at you awkwardly and says:
Let's fuck til the sun comes up because we haven't got long but we got enough (Bring Me The Horizon) (hell no person Im not interested in fuckin you, youre ugly)
6. You respond:
Karma police, arrest this man he talks in maths (Radiohead) (yea arrest this man who says such nasty things to me!)
7. After the appointment, you leave to go to a cafe. You bump into your ex. What do you say?
It's days like this I wish that I, wish that I had stayed asleep (Five Finger Death Punch) (bingo u.u)
8. He/She responds:
Hello, hello, hello my darling, have we reached the end? (Billy Talent) (are you deaf? *facepalm*)
9. You go to order something. What do you say to the cashier?
I am heaven sent, don't you dare forget (Brand New)
10. They get your order wrong. How do you respond?
This is a nightmare, you've lost control (Drop Dead Gorgeous)
11. They apologize by saying:
My computer thinks I'm gay (Placebo) (oh so now its your computers fault you incompetent douche?)
12. A random man/woman starts flirting with you by saying:
Paranoia, it's just paranoia (Dope) (thanks, another of your bullshit diagnoses)
13. You respond:
They come and talk to me when I am all alone (Wednesday 13) (shit now Im really paraniod XD)
14. He/She wants to take you out for dinner. You respond:
Is it still me that makes you sweat, am I who you think about in bed? (Panic! At The Disco) (...no comment.*blushes* oh I kept the "!" in their name cause I like it)
15. You leave the cafe and bump into an old friend. You greet them with:
You're a fucking poser, that's all you'll ever be (Five Finger Death Punch) (really must have hated that friend XD)
16. You talk with him/her for a little while and leave them by saying:
I'm as fake as a wedding cake (Marilyn Manson)
17. As you’re walking away, you accidentally hit someone. They growl:
Mama, we all go to hell (My Chemical Romance)
18. You say back:
Can you explain to me how you're so evil, how? (Deftones) (you evil person!*rofl*)
19. You come across a fortune teller. She tells you:
Don't do as I have done (Three Days Grace) (oh. o.O)
20. You ignore her. Later to find out her fortune came true. What do you say?
Liar! Liar! Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie (System Of A Down)
21. Someone comes over and asks if you’re okay. You respond:
Hey it's alright, my life has never been a bed of roses, this way's better for me (Mindless Self Indulgence) (no nothings okay you dickhead! XD)
22. You run off to catch the bus. You barely make it. The bus driver looks at you and says:
No one knows what it's like to be the bad man (Limp Bizkit) (trust me, I do. I do.)
23. While you sit down, you get a call. First thing you hear is:
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me (Marilyn Manson)
24. You respond with:
We're all hell bent on destruction (Atreyu)
25. You were so busy talking on the phone you missed your stop. You shout:
Something's wrong with my life and I'm crazy (Dope) (right but Im not crazy...yet.)
26. The people around you say:
Psycho, go, go, go, psycho, here we go (Skillet) (so you think Im a psycho? fuck you all.)
27. You scurry off the bus and call a friend for a ride. He/She tells you:
I'm so fed up with everyone around me (Five Finger Death Punch) (why are you so good to me?*sarcasm*)
28. Your friend manages to get you a ride home. You thank them by saying:
Quote you are my soul unquote (Evans Blue) (now that youre fed up with me? noooooo.)
29. You realize you lost your house key. You groan:
I push my fingers into my eyes, it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache (Slipknot) (better not.)
30. Lucky for you, there’s a spare hidden. What do you say out of relief?
Alcoholic kind of mood (Placebo)
31. It’s been a long day, huh? What are your thoughts?
Love is a flame that can't be tamed (HIM) (so true.)
32. You turn the TV on and hear:
Enemy of mine, I'll fuck you like the devil (30 Seconds To Mars) (shitty tv program*facepalm*)
33. You get sick of the TV and check your email. You read:
Èg er kominn aftur, in i pig, paõ er svo gott aõ vera i tér
in English: I'm here again, inside you, it's so nice in here (Sigur Rós) (*doesntknowwhattosay*)
34. Hey, it’s dinner time. You realize there’s nothing to eat in your house:
Take it easy, tigers in the cage (Brand New) (I loves tigers!*jumpsaroundandishappy*)
35. Remember that person who asked you out to dinner? You call them up and say:
We lay asleep, just you and me, and no one can tell me why we belong together, angel (Amyst) (eh?)
36. So now you’re eating dinner. Your date says:
Help me Jesus, save me from this mind you gave me (100 Demons)
37. You respond:
I don't drink to forget (100 Demons)
38. After dinner, you realize you don’t know who’s paying. What do you think when they don’t offer to pick the check up?
You make me feel like I'm a whore (Seether) (lol)
39. You end up paying. You grumble:
Dear diary what have I done, am I tripping or am I alive? (Children Of Bodom) (*rofl* lol)
40. So the date is over. You tell him/her:
I've been denied, all the best, ultra sex (Mindless Self Indulgence) (lol)
41. You go home, full and exhausted. Final thoughts before bed?
Hits from the bong (Cypress Hill) (fuck yeah XD)
Soo, this was Robyn's version of the survey. I hope some of you like it at least a little. We think it's cool.
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